by Renya

May 15, 2025

Laws of Successful Blogging

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Welcome, Future Blogging Overlord (Let’s Skip the “Oops, I Quit” Phase)

The ‘golden rules of successful blogging‘ aren’t just suggestions – they’re the difference between becoming a caffeine-fueled keyboard warrior (fun!) and another ‘my blog died in 3 months’ sob story (less fun).

If you’ve ever stared at a blank screen until your soul briefly exited your body, or published a post that got fewer clicks than your aunt’s cryptic Facebook rants, congrats!

You’re officially a blogger.

But to succeed, you’ll need to ditch the guesswork and follow these 7 unbreakable laws instead.

Why?

Because 90% of blogs fail, and the other 10%?

They’re too busy counting their affiliate marketing profits to answer your panicked DMs.

Think of this as your blogging cheat code – no fluff, no “just be passionate” platitudes (passion doesn’t pay hosting fees), and definitely no advice from that guy who swears “viral TikTok trends” are the secret.

(Spoiler: They’re not.)

Whether you’re a newbie who thinks “SEO” stands for “Someone Explain Overwhelm” or a burnt-out veteran who’s one algorithm update away from selling handmade soap on Etsy, these laws work – Period!

Let’s begin before your motivation inevitably wanders off to watch cat videos.

 

1. Write Like a Human (Unless You’re Secretly a Sentient AI, then… Hey, 01100011 01101111!)

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ChatGPT’s great for explaining quantum physics or drafting breakup texts to your ex, but if your blog reads like it was written by a robot who just discovered emotions (and hates them), you’re doomed.

Google’s algorithms are smarter than ever – they can smell “generic AI slop” from three SERPs away.

And readers?

They’ll bounce faster than a kangaroo on an espresso bender.

Core Principle:
The first law of blogging isn’t about keywords, backlinks or some mythical “perfect post length.”

It’s this: Write like you’re talking to a real human being who you actually like.

Why Robots Get Blocked by Readers (and Google’s ‘Meh’ Algorithm)

  • The Problem:
    • Keyword-stuffed posts sound like a used-car salesman screaming “BUY NOW” into a megaphone.
    • AI-generated “tips” often feel like eating cardboard – technically functional, but deeply unsatisfying.
  • The Data:
    • Google’s Helpful Content Update explicitly prioritizes “content by people, for people.”
    • Posts with conversational tone get 40% more shares (BuzzSumo).

How to Actually Sound Like You Have a Pulse

  1. Read It Aloud Rule:
    • If your sentence sounds like a Wikipedia edit in a courtroom, delete it.
    • “Would you say this to a friend over beers? No? Rewrite.”
  2. Embrace Imperfections:
    • “Sprinkle in humor, weird analogies (‘successful blogging is like herding cats on a trampoline’), or mild confessions (“I once published a post with 17 typos. Don’t be me.”).”
  3. Murder Your Thesaurus:
    • No one “utilizes a blog. They USE it. Stop trying to impress your 10th-grade English teacher.”
  4. Real-World Example:
    • Bad: In order to maximize your blogging ROI, it is imperative to leverage synergistic best practices.
    • Good: Want more readers? Stop writing like a corporate zombie.

2. Your Content Should Be Longer Than a Tweet, But Shorter Than ‘War and Peace’

I get it – you want to “write epic, 10,000-word masterpieces” because some SEO guru told you that’s what Google loves.

But the sad reality is – unless you’re covering ‘The Complete History of the Byzantine Empire,’ nobody’s reading all that.

On the flip side, if your blog post is shorter than your grocery list, it’s probably not helping anyone.

So how do you hit the sweet spot?

Easy.

Write until you’ve actually said something useful, then shut up!

Core Principle:
Long-form content ranks better, but only if it’s actually valuable.

Fluff doesn’t impress Google, and it definitely doesn’t impress readers.

Your goal?

Depth over word count.

The ‘I Wrote 5,000 Words and No One Cared’ Tragedy

  • The Problem:
    • Most long-form content’s just short-form content stretched like bad pizza dough – thin, greasy, and unsatisfying.
    • Google’s ‘Helpful Content’ update punishes filler. If your post is long just for the sake of being long, prepare to get demoted to page 47.
  • The Data:
    • 1,500 – 2,500 words is the sweet spot for most blog posts (Backlinko).
    • But top-ranking posts often go deeper – because they answer every question a reader might have.

How to Stretch a Topic Without Fluffing It Up

  1. The “Drunk Friend” Test:
      • Pretend you’re explaining your topic to a smart but slightly tipsy friend. If they’d ask “Wait, but what about X?” – cover X.
    • Example: A post about ‘how to start a blog’ should also address:
        • “How do I pick a niche without overthinking it?”
        • “What if I hate tech stuff?”
        • “How much money can I realistically make?”

      Bullet Points > Paragraphs:

        • People skim. Make it easy for them. Use bullet points, bold key takeaways and subheadings like your reader’s attention span depends on it (because it does).
    • The ‘So What?’ Rule:
      • Every sentence should either teach something, entertain, or move the reader closer to a goal. If it doesn’t, hit delete.

Real-World Example:

  • Fluffy:Blogging is a journey, and every journey starts with a single step. The key is to begin!’
  • Valuable: Pick a blog name in 5 minutes: Use Namelix, check domain availability, and stop overthinking it.

3. Be More Entertaining Than a Timeshare Presentation (Or Why Boring = Bankruptcy)

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Let’s play a game: Read your last blog post out loud. If it sounds like a terms-and-conditions pamphlet narrated by Ben Stein, congratulations – you’ve discovered why your bounce rate looks like a skydiver’s altimeter. The internet’s a circus, and if your writing doesn’t at least qualify as clown-adjacent, you’re just handing readers a reason to click <-back.

Core Principle:
You’re not writing a dissertation. You’re competing with TikTok, Netflix and that weird guy on X who live-tweets his dreams.

Boring content doesn’t just fail – it evaporates.

Why ‘Just the Facts’ Makes Readers Flee Like You’re Selling Timeshares

  • The Problem:
    • Dry ‘how-to’ posts read like IKEA instructions translated through Google Tagalog. Technically accurate, spiritually empty.
    • Google’s RankBrain prioritizes engagement. If readers leave faster than a free buffet line, your rankings will too.
  • The Data:
    • Posts with storytelling elements get 300% more shares (Harvard Business Review).
    • The average attention span is now 8 seconds (Microsoft) – shorter than a goldfish’s.

How to Make ‘SEO Tips’ Read Like a Page-Turner

  1. Start With a Disaster (Then Fix It):
    • “I lost 10,000 subscribers in one day because I ignored this one setting works better than ‘Here are 7 email marketing tips.'”
    • Example: Turn ‘How to Use Keywords’ into “How I Accidentally Attracted 47,000 Spambots (And What It Taught Me About Keywords).”
  2. The ‘Bar Test’ Rule:
    • If you wouldn’t say it to a stranger at a bar without them walking away, don’t write it.
    • Swap ‘Utilize these best practices’ for “Here’s what actually works (no MBA required).”
  3. Embrace Weird Analogies:
    • “SSL certificates are like bouncers for your website – they keep the sketchy data out.”
    • “A/B testing is basically Tinder for headlines: Swipe right on what works.”

Real-World Example:

  • Boring:To optimize your CTR, consider testing multiple H1 variants.’
  • Entertaining:Your headline’s the pickup line of your blog post. ‘Hey girl, wanna learn about tax deductions?’ won’t work.”

4. Promote Like a Shameless Street Performer (But with Fewer Broken Bones)

Here’s the unvarnished truth most bloggers prefer to ignore: Writing a killer blog post is like composing a Grammy-winning album… and then leaving it in your basement. If you’re not promoting your content like a circus barker on a triple espresso, you’re basically ghostwriting for the internet’s void. And trust me, the void doesn’t pay royalties.

Core Principle:
Great content without promotion = a tree falling in the digital forest with no one around to monetize it.

The ‘Build It and They Will Come’ Lie (Spoiler: They Won’t)

  • The Problem:
    • You spent 12 hours crafting the ultimate guide to underwater basket-weaving SEO. It’s live. You wait. Crickets. Why? Because hope is not a marketing strategy.
    • Google doesn’t reward ‘best content’ – it rewards ‘best content that gets signals’ (traffic, backlinks, engagement).
  • The Data:
    • 80% of your traffic comes from promotion, not passive discovery (HubSpot).
    • Shared posts get 5x more backlinks than unshared ones (BuzzSumo).

How to Beg for Shares Without Looking Desperate

  1. The ‘Give Before You Ask’ Rule:
    • Share others’ content 3x before pitching your own. It’s like bringing wine to a party – you’re not the jerk who showed up empty-handed.
    • Script:
      • “Loved @Someone’s post on [topic]! My take: [insight]. P.S. I wrote this [link] if you want to nerd out further.”
  2. Repurpose Like a Mad Scientist:
    • Turn one post into:
      • X thread (“7 tweetable takeaways”)
      • LinkedIn carousel (“3 slides that fix your biggest pain point”)
      • TikTok/Reel (“Watch me ruin my own blog post in 15 seconds”)
  3. The ‘Ego Bait’ Hack:
    • Quote influencers in your post, then tag them when you share it. Works 73% of the time, every time.
    • Example:
      • “As @MarketingGuru says, ‘Attention is currency.’ That’s why this post [link] shows how to actually earn it.”

Real-World Example:

  • Lazy Promotion: “New post! Read it maybe?”
  • Strategic Promotion: “Spent 3 months testing this strategy. Here’s how it got me 2,000 subs in 30 days (and 3 embarrassing fails) [link].”

5. Consistency > Genius (Because Even Shakespeare Took Baths Sometimes)

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Imagine if your favorite TV show only aired episodes when the writers felt inspired. You’d never get addicted! Same with successful blogging – readers won’t care until they know you’ll always deliver. No fancy tricks needed. Just show up, even when it feels like you’re talking to an empty room.

Core Idea:
Small, regular wins beat big, rare ones.
(Like saving $1 every day instead of waiting to win the lottery.)

Why Posting Often Matters

  • Readers are forgetful (Like how you forget your teacher’s name every summer).
  • Google loves fresh content (Think of it like a pet – feed it often so it doesn’t ignore you).
  • Practice makes you better (Your first post will suck. Your 50th? Less sucky).

Fun Fact:
Bloggers who post weekly grow 5x faster than those who post “when they feel like it.”

How to Stay Consistent (Without Losing Your Mind)

  1. The “Two-Pizza Rule”
    • If a task takes longer than eating two pizzas, break it into smaller pieces.
    • Example: Instead of “Write a whole post today,” try:
      • Find one cool fact for my post (10 mins)
      • Write one funny headline (5 mins)
  2. The ‘Bubblegum Trick’
    • Promise to work until your gum loses flavor. Usually, you’ll keep going after!
  3. Steal From Yourself
    • Turn old posts into:
      • New updates (This worked in 2023 – here’s what changed!)
      • Social media tips (One tip from my post, explained in 10 seconds)

Easy Promotion (For People Who Hate Bragging)

  • The ‘Hey, This Reminded Me of You’ Trick
    • See someone ask a question online? Reply: ‘I wrote about this! Here’s the link – hope it helps!’
  • The ‘Three Times Rule’
    • Share every post 3 different ways:
      1. New post! [Title + Link]
      2. The weirdest thing I learned writing this…
      3. Tag a friend who needs this!

Dirty But Effective Consistency Hacks

  • The “Stale Content Remix”
    • Update old posts with new examples (e.g., “This worked in 2022 – here’s the 2024 twist”) – redundant – IKR?!
  • The “Lazy Person’s Calendar”
    • Mark publishing dates in red pen on a wall calendar. Missing a date feels worse than skipping the gym.
  • The “Accountability Bribe”
    • Tell one friend: “If I don’t publish by Friday, I owe you $20.” Suddenly, motivation appears.

Real-World Example:

  • Inconsistent Blogger: “I post when inspired!” → 14 posts/year → 3,000 visitors.
  • Relentless Grinder: “I publish every damn Tuesday” → 50 posts/year → 83,000 visitors.

 

6. Trolls Are Just Free Engagement (Here’s How to Milk Them Like a Disgruntled Cow)

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Biggest blogger’s nightmare – the second you publish anything online, some basement-dwelling gremlin will materialize to tell you why you’re wrong, stupid, or ‘not a real writer.’

Sound familiar?

You’ve just unlocked the internet’s most underrated growth hack: rage clicks = algorithm candy.

The key?

Weaponize their saltiness without losing your sanity.”

Core Principle:
Haters aren’t obstacles – they’re unpaid marketing assistants.

Why Angry Comments = VIP Tickets to Viral Town

  • The Dirty Truth:
    • Every “THIS IS DUMB” comment boosts your post’s engagement metrics, telling Google/Instagram/TikTok: “Ooooh, people FEEL things about this!”
    • Controversy = 3x more shares (BuzzSumo).
  • Pro Example:
    • A blogger’s “Why I Quit Vegan” post got 200 hate comments… and 50,000 new readers.

How to Troll-Proof Your Mental Health (While Cashing In)

  1. The “Thanks, I’ll Add That to My Resume” Response
    • Comment: “Your advice is trash.”
    • You: “Appreciate the feedback! Just added ‘Triggered Strangers Since 2022’ to my LinkedIn.”
  2. The “Reverse Psychology Engagement Bait”
    • End your post with: “Tag someone who’ll HATE this.” (Watch the shares roll in.)
  3. The “SEO-Friendly Clapback”
    • Troll: “This would NEVER work.”
    • You: “You’re right! That’s why I included the exact steps that made it work for me [LINK TO NEW POST].”

When to Actually Delete/Block (The 3-D Rule)

  • Delete if they’re:
    • Doxing (personal info)
    • Deranged (threats)
    • Dull (generic “you suck” with no entertainment value)

Real-World Troll Farming:

  • Bad Approach: Arguing (“Actually, my research shows – ”).
  • Smart Approach: “Love how passionate you are about this! Wrote a whole follow-up addressing your concerns [LINK]. P.S. Your rage fuels me.”

7. Quitting Early Is for People Who Love Ramen (Spoiler: You Deserve More)

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The only difference between the blogger who ‘made it’ and the one who quit?

The first one outlasted the suck.

They kept going when their stats looked like a flatline, when their mom was their only subscriber, and when their 17th post in a row got exactly zero comments.

You don’t fail until you stop – so let’s make sure you don’t.

Core Principle:
Long-term success isn’t about talent – it’s about stamina.

The “Almost” Club (And How to Escape It)

  • The Cold Hard Truth:
    • 90% of bloggers quit within 4 months (usually right before their tipping point).
    • The other 10%? They’re the ones selling courses about “overnight success.”
  • Hope Bomb:
    • It takes the average blog 15-18 months of consistent effort to gain real traction (GrowthBadger).

How to Keep Going When It Feels Pointless

  1. The “1% Better” Mindset
    • Don’t try to 10x your traffic tomorrow. Just make today’s post 1% better than yesterday’s.
  2. Track Mini-Wins (Like a Productivity Serial Killer)
    • Examples:
      • Got my first hate comment = officially controversial!
      • Wrote 500 words before breakfast = future bestseller behavior.
  3. Build a “Why” File
    • Save:
      • Screenshots of nice comments
      • DM’s from readers you helped
      • Your first $0.01 affiliate payment

The Light at the End of the Tunnel (No, It’s Not a Train)

  • Real People Who Outlasted the Suck:
    • The blogger who wrote for 2 years before hitting 10K monthly visitors… now makes $40K/month.
    • The YouTuber with 200 ‘ignored’ videos… whose 201st went viral and built her entire career.

Mantra for Dark Days:
This isn’t hard because I’m failing – it’s hard because I’m leveling up.

 

BONUS CHECKLIST: “7 Signs You’re Closer to Blogging Success Than You Think” (aka Why You Shouldn’t Quit Next Week)

Feeling like your blog’s a ghost town? These sneaky little signals mean you’re this close to breaking through – most bloggers miss them and quit right before the magic happens.”

✅ The “Secret Wins” Checklist

🔲 1. You’re Getting Any Organic Traffic

  • Even 10 visitors/day from Google = your SEO is working. Double down!

🔲 2. Your Mom Isn’t Your Only Commenter Anymore

  • Strangers arguing in your comments? Congrats, you’ve achieved ‘public park’ status.

🔲 3. You’ve Accidentally Helped Someone

  • That DM saying ‘your post saved me’? That’s your real ROI.

🔲 4. You Cringe at Your Old Posts

  • “If your first posts make you want to facepalm, it means you’ve improved. (Celebrate!)”

🔲 5. You’ve Been Asked for Advice

  • Someone DM’d ‘How did you do this?’ = unofficial expert status unlocked.

🔲 6. You’ve Hit a ‘Personal Best’

  • Most shares, longest read time, or first $0.50 affiliate payout? Progress isn’t always viral.

🔲 7. You’re Already Doing What 90% Quit

  • Just by still showing up, you’re ahead of the game. The internet rewards stubbornness.

📌 Pro Tip:

Print this.
Check boxes monthly.
When doubt creeps in, pull it out and yell ‘I’M WINNING AND HERE’S PROOF.

The Mic-Drop Finale: How to Actually Enjoy Blogging (While the Algorithm Chases YOU)

Successful blogging isn’t a ‘if you build it, they will come’ fantasy.

It’s a ‘if you outlast the dipshits, you win’ marathon.

But here’s the secret they won’t tell you, once you internalize these 7 successful laws of blogging, the game flips. Instead of chasing Google’s approval, readers, or ‘virality,’ you’ll wake up to DMs like ‘How are you everywhere at once?’ and ‘Wait, you actually enjoy this?’

Here’s how to get there.

The 7-Law Power Combo

  1. Write Like a Human – Be the blogger people quote at parties.
  2. Depth Over FluffYour posts become the ‘Wikipedia’ of your niche.
  3. Entertain or DieTurn dry tips into binge-worthy content.
  4. Promote Like a MenaceYour mom’s book club isn’t a target audience.
  5. Consistency = Compound InterestThe 50th post is where the magic starts.
  6. Trolls Pay Your BillsHaters are just engagement fairies in ugly costumes.
  7. Quitting is BoringThe only ‘overnight success’ is the one you didn’t see coming.

The Mindset Shift That Changes Everything

Stop asking ‘Is this post good enough?’ and start asking ‘Will Future-Me High-Five Past-Me for Publishing This?’ Because here’s the truth: The bloggers who ‘make it’ aren’t the smartest or most talented.

They’re the ones who kept going when their stats looked like a deflated balloon and their peers said ‘Maybe try a real job?’”

Now What?

Your move.

Will you be the blogger who almost-quit at month 3, or the one who laughs all the way to the bank while replying to hate comments with ‘Thanks for the engagement, cupcake 😘’?

Pick a law.
Apply it today.
Repeat until the universe surrenders.

PS: Bookmark this. You’ll need it on Day 43.

P.S. The “Secret” Most Gurus Won’t Admit

“Here’s the truth no ‘blogging expert’ selling a $997 course will tell you:

You don’t need more ‘successful blogging strategies.’

You need one decent post, promoted like hell, for longer than your patience lasts.

The bloggers who win aren’t the ones with flawless SEO or genius ideas. They’re the ones who didn’t stop when:

  • Their first 20 posts bombed
  • Their ‘viral’ post got 3 likes (all from bots)
  • Their friends said ‘Maybe start a podcast instead?’

The algorithm doesn’t reward genius. It rewards stubbornness.

Now go hit publish before you overthink this, too.

About the author 

Renya

Thank you for visiting and taking interest in the content I'm sharing with you.
I started this blog to share what I know about making money online through blogging and affiliate marketing.

Now that I'm more mature - and have a family of my own - blogging's now about building a (financially) sustainable future for the next generation and the ones after that.

I hope you find this content not only insightful, but helpful and actionable as well.
That's the least I could ever hope from my content.

Speak to you soon.

Ren.

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